Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.

[PhoenixPhyre]

* May no longer forget to cast Death Ward on me and my flying mount.
** May no longer deliberately breed with a Drow noblewoman of exotic tastes with the excuse that 'they need fresh blood in their heritage' - no matter how many alternate timelines I have seen.
*** May no longer get a Drow oracle drunk on moonshine.
**** May no longer charge into the Slime king's body guards, leaving my party without my saving throw bonus. (Paladin)

*****May no longer chant "boing boing boing" at subliminal volumes to cause psychic distress among my players.