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[Scarlet Knight]

Wow guys! This was a tough one!

Honorable Mention and winner of the Iron Maiden Padua award:

"...and as I sang 'oh, Lord, I can't change', the king shouted 'freebird!' and the rest is history..."
The bard when asked why he has a cramp in his hand.

Third Place and the winner of the Sir Minx a Lot award:

I bet you think you’re going to get some action, strutting around with your lute and tight stripey trousers. Little do you know that none of us swing that way.

Second Place and the winner of the Formerly Known as Prince award :

I need to produce an heir.
Don't worry, my lord, I have a cunning plan to make you irresistible with the ladies.

First Place and winner of the Spice Route Girls award:

"...all right, you shall be known as Paprika. Good. So we have you, Pepper, Thyme, Saffron... any ideas for your name, redhead?"
The world was not ready yet.

Take it away Lacco!