Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: (Edited for less context)

[DigoDragon]

Paladin: "Well, it was fair-to-middling to meet you."

Hee hee, that's comedy.


GM: "Once is enough."
Sparks: "Even though you've done it 17 times..."

Crit: "Want me to chop off your hand? Err, not your hand hand, but your hand holding your hand."
Sylvie: "...anyone without INT as a dump stat have a better idea?"

Garrik: "See, my blindness helps!"
Beau: "I admit I did not see that one coming."

Beau: "He strikes... like Fiiirebaaall!"

Sparks: "Wait, the BBEG's lair has a doggie door?"

GM: "You need to make a climb check to reach the... uh... to reach that..."
Beau: "I can fly."

GM: "Shipwright is a profession."
Sparks: "Is there a shipwrong?"

Sylvie: "Weren't you at the palace?"
Sparks: "I got kicked out."
Sylvie: "Why? Were you too poor to hang around the nobles?"
Sparks: "No, I was... well, you aren't wrong."

Beau: "What we have here, and this is a technical term, a woogie-woogie effect."

GM: "Imagine your sack is full of rats that all want to scurry in different directions, but can't."
Sparks: "Beau's laundry is angry."