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[Peelee]

Ah, so you were the pedantic purist all along!

I am a purist for the impurity of English.

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Well, really, under linguistic descriptivism I can't use the language incorrectly.

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You trained under Yooda, the Evil Dark Jedi clone of Yoda? Wow.

Yoda used anastrophe (almost rhymes with "apostrophe"), an inversion of standard sentence syntax. Also, there are several times where he notably doesn't, which means its a conscious choice on his part.

It's a good thing I'm not French, then!

Ah, the default proclamation of joy from almost all Europeans.