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[Bhu]

Rainbow Butt Monkey
Medium Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+10 (37 hp)
Initiative: +3
Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares), Climb 20 ft.
Armor Class: 15 (+3 Dex, +2 Natural), touch 13, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+7
Attack: Slam +8 melee (1d4+2)
Full Attack: 2 Slams +8 melee (1d4+2) and 1 Bite +3 melee (1d4+1)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Rainbows, Improved Grapple
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft., Immunities
Saves: Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +3
Abilities: Str 15, Dex 16, Con 14, Int 3, Wis 14, Cha 12
Skills: Balance +7, Climb +10, Listen +4, Spot +4
Feats: Ability Focus (Rainbows), Weapon Finesse
Environment: Warm Plains
Organization: Solitary, Pair, or Troupe (4-8)
Challenge Rating: 3
Treasure: None
Alignment: Usually Chaotic Neutral
Advancement: 6-10 HD (Medium)
Level Adjustment: ---

"Bert...am I imagining things...or are there lights shining from that monkeys nether regions?"

"Best we not think too much about it and just keep moving Abner..."

Rainbow Butt Monkeys appear to be normal Mandrills, however their nether regions are a reflective mother of pearl color. At will they can cause them to sparkle with all the colors of the rainbow, fascinating potential victims while their brother monkeys sneak up on them from behind. No one's sure if the effect is magical or people just tend to stare thinking "wtf?". Currently Sages have no explanation for their existence, as they one day simply began overrunning the nearby savannahs.

Rainbows (Su): The Rainbow Butt Monkeys can cast Color Spray at will, and Rainbow Pattern 3 times a day as Supernatural Abilities.

Improved Grapple (Ex): Rainbow Butt Monkeys can make Grapple Checks without provoking Attacks of Opportunity.

Immunities: Rainbow Butt Monkeys are immune to being Dazed, Stunned, Confused, and to Mind-Affecting Effects. They also receive a +4 Racial Bonus on Saving Throws against all spells from the Enchantment or Illusion schools that they aren't already immune to.

Skills: Rainbow Butt Monkeys get a +8 Racial Bonus on Climb Checks, and may Always Take 10 on a Climb Check.

Combat: Rainbow Butt Monkeys tend to have one or two of their number distract prey with their radiant cheeks while the rest ambush them after they become blinded or fascinated.




Rainbow Butt Monkeys
"Good evening, and welcome to Mutual of Gnomeahaw's Wild Kingdom! I'm your host Harlan Jergens, and this is my assistant Jim! Today on Wild Kingdom we've bee stranded by alien revolutionaries somewhere in the Gardens!"

Shiny...
"So, do you have any idea where we are?"

"Lots of grassland hereabouts."

"Oh crap, this is the monkey enclosure!"

Do Not Go Into The Light

"What kind of monkeys??"

"There's a pack of Mandrills over by that stand of trees."

"Okay, this is gonna sound weird, but they're gonna moon you. When they do, don't look."

"Why would we look?"

"These aren't normal mandrills are they?"

"No. Everything in the Gardens comes from other Planes of Existence. Nothing here is normal."

"Mayb we should go to commercial again?"

"And now a word from our sponsors!"