Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.

[Beelzebub1111]

The current plan is to send them after a 'dangerous ancient and heretical machine' that the Inquisitor is definitely not planning to exploit. Then I'll see how many times I can describe the espresso maker before they clock on.

I remember in one of the Ciaphas Cain books, Amberly describes a popsicle as if it were a completely alien concept and ends her description with "I know it sounds strange, but it's really quite refreshing"