Warlock: "Ooh, baby, oooh baby, give me more, more, more!" Actually, minor illusion
Guard 1: Hmm, sounds like two people humping
Guard 2: Wish I were...
Mastiff Woof
Guard 3: I don't think that's an actual woman's voice.
Rogue(Sotto voce): Not working. (Draws sword)
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