Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: (Edited for less context)

[DigoDragon]

Sophia: "Wait, do I know damn it in orcish?"
"For sure, you got the swear words first."

LOL, learning the swear words first is an age old tradition. XD

We literally say that all the time in our group!

It's a fun way to annoy our GM a bit. :3

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Sparks: "Rolling dice is easy."
Beau: "I can't roll higher than a-"
Sparks: "All I said was, Rolling dice is easy."

Jerimiah: "Dwarven Rule of Acquisition #2- shoot first, profit later."
Sparks: "How... no, that actually makes sense."

Sparks: "The metal is at least worth its weight in... uh, metal."
Lily: "And he's the smart one."

Jennah: "I'm half-blue. He's half-wit."

Beau: "Sparks and Jennah can use this as a Honeymoon suite."
Jeramiah: "The bed's too small."
Beau: "Right. Leaving Tiamat's fun cave."

Jeramiah: "How long have you been here?"
Skeleton: "Is Gangnam Style still a thing?"