Purposefully making the worst build I can in PF1e

[TheHalfAasimar]

Make them a wizard (object arcane bond), duh. Can't cast spells and even less HP or proficiencies.

Oh yeah. Whoops.

A kinny, with... let's see what's the worst element here, Water or Wood probably.

Not surprised that Wood is the worst... I didn't consider it, though.

Oozemorph shifter level 1.
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Didn't understand a word of that but it sounded bad.

If your Strength score goes down to zero, you're unable to move and perpetually unconscious. It's not hard to go that low with aging penalties.

Ooh la la! This sounds fun.

I don't think that you're calculating AC correctly. The Monk text says "the monk adds his Wisdom bonus (if any)" and if we compare that to the text on Longbow, for example, "If you have a penalty for low Strength, apply it to damage rolls when you use a longbow. You can apply your Strength modifier to damage rolls when you use a composite longbow, but not a regular longbow."

If it says "A Monk adds his Wisdom Modifier" then I'd agree that yes, your calculations were fine, but from a straight reading of the text, you only get your wisdom modifier to AC if it's positive.

I screwed up.

If you're using a -24 point buy, you might as well allow "I'm going to start with this character having been hit with feeblemind and a couple of curses that they can't afford to pay a cleric to remove"

(and since you only took monk because you thought you'd get -2 AC from wisdom, you'd probably be worse off going commoner)

Ow.


Welp, looks like I did it very badly.