Island of Misfit Monsters

[Bohandas]

going through my idea notes to see if I've got anything:

*Home decorating kaiju Mothra [sic] Stewart

*a dire sponge

*Self-cannibalizing ghouls

*a demon-possessed dad who really does want to take your nose

*a character who got their finger pinched in the door of an outhouse and now every full moon they turn into an outhouse

*a vampire who is a hairdresser (cf bats getting stuck in people's hair)

*The illithid version of riders in the sky are just on the surface of the ground

*Kermit the Frog is a Deep One

*a parody of the evil hand from Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn, except instead of a hand it's somebody's butt or something

*demon who appears as an enormous bifurcated snake with a few feet of open space between the left side and the right side and whose summoning diagram is clearly the circuit diagram for a binary half-adder

*a bunch of kitty cats that bring dead birds and stuff to their owner, but they're all dressed in little cultist robes and leave the dead birds and rats on a cute little stone altar

*a warforged that's also a toaster

*sahugain are mer-klingons

*hide & seek 'it' combined with Stephen King's IT

*skyrim swedish chef

*some kind of combination of modok and madoff (something something Designed Only For Finance)

*a whippet dog wearing a devo hat and abusing inhalants

*animal succubus that seduces animals instead of people, with animal forms instead of humanoid alternate forms, and speak with animals instead of tongues effect

*a nightmare with the personality and coloration of Pinkie Pie (see: https://forums.giantitp.com/showsing...5&postcount=42)

*Juiblex and/or the eponymous prince of darkness from John Carpenter's "Prince of Darkness" depicted as Dragon Quest/Epic Battle Fantasy/Slime Rancher style slimes

*swarm of time flies

*an alien from a very hot planet who has to wear a parka even in places whe'd consider dangerously hot

*really feminine Drow or Gnoll girlie girls

*elfin Walter White who makes blue meth inside of a hollow tree

*Mi-Go that look like paragoombas crossed with yetis

*Jigsaw except his puppet is a Muppet

*cenobites that come out of pokeballs, and/or pokemon that come out of lemarchand's box

*a formian with cordyceps

*a vampire is staked with excalibur, which will cause problems when the rightful king comes to claim the sword

*Deep Ones that are clearly the trashy squid people fromthe Adult Swim series Squidbillies

*Fluttershai-Halud

*Gothzilla

*an anti-monarchist King Kong

*a reverse centaur that's a normal horse but with 4 human legs

*Vampire pirates. Vampirates. But they can't cross water or enter places without people's permission so they're terrible at it

*Pinhead knockoff called Screwball with screws in his head

*Gingko Balboa [sic], a treant boxer

*pacifist tarrasque

*the rabbit of Caer Banog from Monty Python and the Holy Grail