I say this with all the love in my heart.

They're overly destructive, wasteful to the point of excess, and their only method of survival is the desolation of other beings, something that they generally do not think much about if at all?

You mean to tell me, you MEAN to tell ME, that VAMPIRES... are parasites?

A pox you say, inconceivable. I'd have never have considered that the leech-like landlords of antiquity could be considered cancerous to the body of society they exist within.