Your favorite DnD character

[tobian]

**Memory is a little hazy on wizard, there was a lot more, I may come back and edit some.**

No-Name (yet I named the familar...)
Level 9 Wizard Half Elf
Forgotten Realms
Accomplishments:

• Crashing a caravan with a grease spell.
• Causing the second cart to crash into the first.
• Remembering the third one had fire and alchemical components in it.
• Finding out that there is more than one use for pyrotechnics.
• Causing every encounter for everyone to go blind from aformented pyrotechnics.
• Discovering that making Puffy the familar a 9-headed hydra is fun.
• Discovering the brokeness of polymorph.
• Meeting a demi-god and living to tell the tale.
• Using a wish ring to warp the gating in by the evil clerics of Shar with only one round to spare to a good aligned god who then restored two friends to life without experience loss and blasted the aformented evil characters to smithereens.
• Causing the DM to lose his sanity more than once.

My new character has some standards to meet it seems.
Tobias (I named him this time!)
Level 6 Bard Blue Half-Dragon (Human base)
Ebberon
Accomplishments:

• Proving that a bard is not useless.
• Dragonbomb. 480ish lbs. Think about it.
• Having fairly high DC for spells, and yet out of 6 times trying to charm person, only succeeded once.
• Discovering that a massive Strength score actually has very tangable benefits. (Im not a meeler until I played this character )
• Realizing that despite being a little over 8 feet tall and have scales in EBBERON, I rarely am questioned. Go figure.
• Gaining an enlarge power. Dragonbomb x8?
• Discovering size does matter.
• Escaping irate authorities by using aformented power.
• Flying companions and self away from authorities to the captains tower to get sorted out.
• Causing some serious damage to wall in attempt to get inside. Discovering that I have great door creating powers.
• Discovering that it is a bad idea for the wizard to pilot. It's HIS fault that the boat crashed. Profession (Pilot) my &#%. If only he had let me drive.
• Causing the DM to lose his sanity. Only one time springs to mind well. Need to fix that.