Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

So...that big empire you were so proud of was just a delusion of your own minds? And nobody bothered to put your whole country in one of those inside-out insane asylums?

...Haven't you watched Johny English?

And by the by, us Aussies like to humour those old Brits, they still send us lovely Christmas hampers.