"Names Wilhem, they called me the Silvertongue back when I was a youngin, and it stuck."

He grins and slowly begins to count off on his fingers

"They got me for, Theft, Embezzlement, Forgery, Loan Sharking, Misuse of Magic, Adultery, slept with the mayors wife... she seemed to enjoy it though, and selling illegal goods"

He stops and ponders for a moment.

"Oh yeah, the also tacked on High Treason in the end, something about my selling some weapons to some old friends of mine, who just happened to take up piracy... How was I supposed to know what they were gonna end up using them for."