Unlucky Wizard vs. Lucky Other?

[Nowhere Girl]

So the real lesson we've learned here is that the only way to make wizards balanced against other classes (maybe) is to make all of their rolls natural 1s and the rolls of all enemies attacking them or that they're attacking natural 20s?

Is there anyone else who's seeing something horribly, terribly wrong with this?

I don't just mean "wizards need to be fixed" wrong. I mean "the 'wizard' section of the PHB needs to be ripped out, burned, have an exorcism performed on the ashes, with said ashes then being scattered to the winds" wrong?