Quote Originally Posted by fendrin View Post
Yeah, but you've got to do 100 rock-scissors-papers with the DM and count up successes... if you have that much control over the DM to force 74 or 75 wins out of a hundred, it doesn't matter what the polymorph rules are, you win D&D.
The DM should throw every game... then he gets to choose what you polymorph into. I hope you enjoy being an orc wizard.