MCSA/MCSE
Exam 70-270
Installing, Configuring, and Administering Windows XP professional
1329 pages long, textbook height and width, hardcover
7cm (over 2.75in) thick
Makes a handy bludgeoning instrument, two handed, 1d10

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MCSA/MCSE
Exam 70-290
Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Environment



What? You wanted novels, not the ones required for my uni studies?

Well, in that case I suppose you could say that I am reading all the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchet, the Robot series of books by Isaac Asimov and the Dune series by Frank Herbert. Thats been put on hold though due to my studies (see above).