The Dancing Fox Inn XXX: No, Not That Triple X

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Welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn! Come and try our one of a kind beverages and food, chat with friends, or grab a private room and relax. All are welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn.
You can't see it, but it's there!
We kindly ask, please, no smoking in the establishment. Also fire spells are prohibited. We also have a strict rule about keeping weapons sheathed, thank you and enjoy your stay!
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Here's a map of the Inn and all it's glory:
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First Level

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Second Level

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Basement

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It's whi-i-ite!
Current Staff:
Renn- Barkeep and Innkeeper
Tarev- Barboy
Leigh- Barmaid
Jessica - Cook
Sora - Bard
NPCs:

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Fif:
She's a shy girl from the country. She's very naive and often take flirting as casual conversation, general compliment, or confusion. She'll get you a drink or food. She's very easily confused.

Sel:
A young, very headstrong boy, his ego often gets the better of him as he constantly tries to pick up women. He has a habit of looking at dirty magazines inside of textbooks.

On another note, Beholders are awesome.
NOW HIRING: A barboy/girl that will be able to make drinks when Renn can't/clean the place, A Cook, Waiter / Waitresses, Someone that can cast Mending that can fix broken parts of the bar, A Bard for entertainment, adventurers eager to do a few errands. If you're none of these but think you can help ask about a job, we'll talk. (( also if you have a Banner idea, feel free to PM me one. I may use it ))
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Be sure to keep an eye out for our DAILY SPECIALS!
Wines:
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with hits of oak and black cherry.
Elven Wine – imported straight from Elven lands
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
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Bar Drinks:
Swampwater - A delicious lemon-lime delight
Shocker Lizard’s Chider – Sends a shock through your body, bound to wake you up
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie.
Coffee - buzzzzz.
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures, like Kurvis.
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice.
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.
Manticore Martini – a regular Martini but stirred with a spike from a Manticore tail, giving it an exotic taste.
Melon Juice – relaxes the mind.
Green Tea - with a hint of sugar
Root Beer – For those who have a weak stomach
Cold Milk – For the kids
Burning Brandy- To keep the Archbishop happy
Beers Ales & Such:
Thunder Ale - puts a boom in your tummy
Grim Brewery brand Ginger - deathly good
Dwarven Brandy - comes from dwarven lands
Guilders Ale - a tasty treat that doesn't mess with your mind
Rouges Rum - Warning: You may pickpocket while drunk
Fairy Ale - You'll think you can fly
Renn's Rare Rum - a concotion of the barkeeps own making
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Food:
Peanuts
Chips & Dip
Kobold Tails
Cured Ham Steak
BBQ Hydra Heads
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Pork Chops
Grapes
Mutton Chops
Golden Apple
Fish (Cod, Eel, Trout, Salmon) – Served with a lemon wedge
Fresh Bread
Fine Aged Cheddar
Fava Beans
Birdseed
Berries - all kinds, blue, black, straw
Roasted Quail - kinda like a small turkey
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Dessert:
Muffins
Brownies
Slice of cake (Chocolate, cheese, whatever...)
Milkshake
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We hope you enjoy your stay at my our Inn.

The Ballad of the Inn
We Dream of a Town
Or am I?...

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