First time DMing and already killed a character.

[AstralFire]

You know, this last incarnation seem to have lost some of its appeal. It was much cooler when it was tiny.

Where's this Epic Salmon?


Damn you Chuck Norris! Why must we suffer so?

Epic Salmon's a GameFAQs contribution, and because there is a faster purge on old posts there, I can't link it. It resulted from people noticing Salmon couldn't actually statistically swim up waterfalls, so they added templates until it could.

I shall now herald you as the prophet of the One True Snuggles, and attempt to organize a Conservative Church of the Dark Lord Snuggles around you and your teachings.

Submit to the CCotDLS, mortals, and perhaps the Tiny Cute Evil One will spare you. Perhaps.

I'm having an insurrection here! The One True Snuggles is a housecat with disintegrate at-will and a shield brooch. None of this tentacled madness!