First time DMing and already killed a character.

[Mr.Bookworm]

I shall now herald you as the prophet of the One True Snuggles, and attempt to organize a Conservative Church of the Dark Lord Snuggles around you and your teachings.

Submit to the CCotDLS, mortals, and perhaps the Tiny Cute Evil One will spare you. Perhaps.

Clearly, you are a backwards ignorant who is not fit to touch the tiniest fur of our Dark Lord's soft coat.

Snuggles is not content with remaining as he is. We must progress the worship of Snuggles and Snuggles himself, so we may...

Uh...

Do stuff!