since Ive not yet gotten a reply im posting my now open letter to rich :

HI dave...
May I call you dave ?
Well good then.
In the latest installment of "The order of the stick" ( #281) Belkar our beloved rouge hero ( champion of the vertically challenged) Incapasitates the hawt pally chick ( which name shall remain secret). Now while she is in this state he does steal a very nice potion. HOWEVER! he does not fondel her boobies. As we all know the rules of boobie fondeling clearly state that if none can see you doing it and the owner of the boobies is not aware of it boobie fondeling is clearly legal and not morally wrong in any way shape or form.
Now as a Big fan of the series I would like to see the rules of boobie fondeling more strictly followed in the future. Any male who still likes females knows that fondeling of the sacred boobies in all its incarnations is a calling. Please I beg of you even if you do not live by theese rules do not impose your false morals apon Belkar ( champion of the vertically challenged hallowed be his name ).

Best wishes and hopes ( of more boobie fondeling) to you in the future.

Leaflet Prizy ( dwarf rouge of EQ FV server)