Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105

[randman22222]

Okay, here's what you do. Stand up still in the cocoon, and point the lamp at the glasses. And don't let yourself move the lamp back. That way, in your tired, semi-delirious state, you'll have to go to your glasses to get the (much reduced) warmth of the lamp. Then you may return.

Oh, and you'll receive bonus points if you find something else that offers warmth next to wherever your glasses are.

EDIT: How do I determine my 'porn name'?