Insanowar 3: Mud Fight!

[Fin]

Sir, O'hare is down! His ship is destroyed and his crew dead!

What!? How did this happen?

We have this recording of his last transmission...

The lieutenant presses the play button on his recorder...

*bzzzt*Sir, we're going down! They're everywhere there isn't much we ca- Aaargh Die devil bird *laser fire is heard in the background* ...there isn't much we can do! It was an honour to have serv...*line goes dead*

Ashen faced the lieutenant puts the recorder back in his pocket.

At least he died fighting, lets do him the honour of attempting the same eh?

With a chuckle the offensive orders are given out!
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Back to back, three pistols pointed at three dead enemies. They were quick but Roland Deschain and Gene Starwind needed more than speed to get out of this mess! After slipping out of the base before the Zombies could be released the pair had gone looking for the enemy, looking for the face of their fathers!

They found Elves...

Not realising how close they had strayed to Saint Nil's base they had been jumped by one of the perimiter Stalker-Killer Elf drones. Dropping from the tree he was hiding in he had stabbed Starwind in the arm with his lethal little weapon, it looked like the unfortunate offspring of a pencil sharpener and a candy cane! Luckily it was his left and Gene could still shoot, in his shock he had looked to his companion for aid, Roland had already pulled the trigger. The upper right portion of the Elf's head evaporated and it fell to the ground.

Then two shots rang out, one from each gunman. Each took out an Elf attempting more sneakyness.

Heh! These guys are easy!

Feeling the tremors in the ground, Roland wasn't so sure!

Gene! Watch out!

He wasn't fast enough. It was like being hit by a train. An Elf Tank came bursting out of the trees bowling Gene over like he wasn't even there. Prepared Roland dodged the Tank easy enough but it wasn't easily tired. The thing was three feet tall but had more muscle mass than the whole fo Fin army! Quick on the draw Roland put a shell into it's shoulder whilst its back was to him. It didn't seem to notice as it turned and looked Roland wild eyed. It charged again, the thing was fast but clumsy and it was easil;y dodge again. Looking at the grooves it left in the ground as it tried to stop indicated the Elf tank weighed something fierce!

Regaining his feet, Gene was still a little dazed...

Roland? What's..

He was cut short as his companion shot past him pursued by what he mistakenly thought was the world's youngest body-builder!

Hey Roland! Stop running around with Baby Schwarzenegger!

Just as he was about to run after him he was swarmed by the remaining fighter monkeys erm... elves! He only managed to get his Caster free of the rabble... Little rabid elves, ate him alive!

Casualites:

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1. 3 Stalker-Killer Variety Elves!
2. Tank Elf Took a Bullet!
3. Gene Starwind - Eated!

My Army:

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1. Roland Deschain
2. Gene Starwind
3. Buck O'Hare (Plus Ship/Crew)
4. 352.7 Zombies
5. Audrey II
6. A Gingerbread Golem
7. One Aussie Rules Football Team
8. Jarlaxle
9. 30 Gremlins
10. Belkar Bitterleaf