Well, you may claim that to be the case, but how do I know it's true, huh? Hmm? If that was the case, I guess you'd have to assume that I hadn't been aware of the original incarnation of this game, but I don't see why I should trust you about this at all. Who says you have to start with Episode I? Just ask George Lucas.
What?!? No it's not! Stop trying to contradict me, you...you...Communist, you! You know full well that the rules are the most important part of any experience involving the Friend Computer, lest things devolve into anarchy and Communism. I have my eye on you, Comrade...don't you forget it.