Oh, no; not after reading this thread and the TvTropes page. I just don't really feel like writing it. :/
I think I'll roll again.
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Am NOT going to write BelkarxArgentxSnarlxthe Entire Hobgoblin Army. I think I'll try doing an Erfworld/OOTS crossover pairing. Rolling...
Parson GottixSangwaan. As said by another poster, this one deserves a better writer than me.
Aaaaand just for fun, another OOTS/Erf crosspair. -rolls- ThogxDecrypted. Meh.