Quote Originally Posted by Cubey View Post
Listen everyone, the biology division (I don't hang with them often, they don't like giant robots) released a short memo.

HOW TO RECOGNIZE MIND CONTROL
If one of your friends acts in unusual ways, they might be mind controlled by the alien scum! List of symptoms include:
-Absent gaze
-Slobbering, wide open mouth
-Unresponsiveness
-Sluggish or jerking, automatic movements
-Tendency to shoot you on sight
-General dislike for the science personnel *written in a different style* OR TENGU
In other words, these symptoms are nigh impossible to distinguish from waking up early in the morning without coffee. Or being Copper. If you suspect anyone of being mind controlled, let your superior officer know immediately! If you haven't been shot dead yet.
So you're giving us free reign to shoot anybody who we think is being lazy?

*puts on commissar outfit and hat he's been saving for so long*