Quote Originally Posted by Cristo Meyers View Post
And the pirate king, if I remember correctly.

Player Zero: king of the pirates, king...of our hearts.

...or at the very least tyrant and overlord of our souls, whichever's more convienent at the time.
I though Player Zero was someone obsessed with undergarments and is looking for a whale, not king of the pirates. The king of the pirates might be some guy with stretchy limbs.