Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mud View Post
Oh my god. Goldbond cures all of my Jock itch... and I was about to post about it... after I read the Tabasco thing... Err... .

DP THIS IS WEIRD. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
Well your answer is below.

Quote Originally Posted by D'anna Biers View Post
Shh, shh. It's okay. You're just in an episode of the Twilight Zone. He's not a real person...DP is Satan, alright? It's no big.
Quite simply, I am Satan. Lucifer. The devil. El diablo. The beast. Das Teufel. However you wish to refer to me. This is also why I'm more metal than you.