Awesome, hilarious and believable. Wonderful job esmeralder! My favorite is the third one, it leaves so much to the imagination...
We'll be two building it!
And I finally could read your own story. The length was epic but the loot was certainly worth it. :D My favorite part is when V calls Haley by her name instead of "Miss Starshine". And congratulations for managing to write Durkon's accent for such a long story.