KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130

[Coidzor]

You can't have a twelve line limerick or haiku anyway, so no worries there. Limericks are usually just 6, if I recall...

My partner is a silly git
observing this musicianship
on par with a wet blanket,

It makes me retch so
his poor discernment
in how he tunes his radio

If he had any taste
whether palate or ear
he'd spit out this waste

Dashing it across the rocks
and heading to the music shoppe
for something to truly take off socks


A Pyrian Poem would not belong
upon my funerary pyre

Nay, 'twould far better be for it
to adorn a tag, wrapped in pink

Emblazoned with a salmon
or a cute light lime

Perhaps worn about the collar
of a pretty little kitty

Tabby I think, or at least a ginger
purring all the while in hand, and

Presented to a dear heart
or at least an appropriate sissy.