I was laughing the entire time I was writing it. I initially intended to stop at the gender-swap, but then I realized 'Wait! Those things don't come off do they? *Idea*'
*Writes last portion, looks at results, realizes what he writes, spoiler's the last bit, goes to take triple acid shower with extra strong brain bleaching shampoo*
Speaking of which, I need to do it again! *Goes off to take another triple acid shower with extra strong brain bleaching shampoo*