Originally Posted by
Xefas
Melusine is great, just because he's the crotchety old man archetype to the max, which makes him a perfect larger-than-life fantasy character.
"We di'n't 'ave yer new fangled 'Sending Stones' back in my day. We'd yell int'r a pickle jar, n' seal it up real quick 'like. Then we'd mail it to yer. 'course, we di'n't 'zactly have glass 't the time, what with the war n' all. Which war, ya ask? Well, it was wunna'them...primordial wars, whatcha call it? Asmodeus clearin' the original Baatorians outta Baator. Ah, I r'member Asmodeus when 'e was jus' knee-high t' a grasshopper. What? Y'never 'eard of a Baatorian? Er, blast ye spoiled whippersnappers! S'whats wrong with yer generation. Ya think just because the'r aint published stats fer somethin'...means it don't exist!"