Go ahead, it's been fifty threads since your last one, and da Goof deserves another one.
Plus it can be on fire.
Cassie'll be right at home.

Why is there sweetcorn in my sarnie? It's chicken, bacon and sweetcorn. I hate sweetcorn (my main reason, aside from the taste and texture, is that they don't digest properly in your stomach, so they come out mostly whole) and it ruins an otherwise delectable sandwich.