Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick

[Dark Faun]

I don't see any problem with it, and nothing prevents you to turn that script into prose later on. And it may be an occasion to use the characters smileys. :D

and how he reminds me of Richard from Looking For Group.

I find Belkar much more interesting and funnier than Richard though. The fact that Belkar will (hopefully) get his comeuppance, unlike Richard, helps.