Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick

[Kaytara]

So even V's revenge won't soothe me, because whatever it is V does, Belkar will be happy with it.

...I wouldn't be so sure.

Also, we totally need a banner with a -faced Belkar shedding a single tear and holding a bouquet of flowers and looking heartbroken as a disgusted Vaarsuvius storms off in the opposite direction.