Rule 21: Players Will Loot Anything, and Rule 22: Dragons will {do} anything.

[Temotei]

Half-pigs.
Half-sheep.


The kind of ridiculousness this can cause...

I'm going to do this.

"You come across a farmer and two sheep. The sheep look a little sick, with a green hue to their wool, and their skin looks slightly scaly."
"Hello far-"
"The sheep blow acid on you. *rolls for 6d8 damage*"
"...what?"