I think it's because you sub-consciously hate sorcerers and don't want them to have nice things.
I think it's because you sub-consciously hate sorcerers and don't want them to have nice things.
The only thing worse than an empty signature is one that has nothing at all to say. One that simply yammers on with little or no point; quietly, subtly draining away seconds of your life.
The worst are the ones that look like they have a point. Multiple paragraph monstrosities that you're sure will have some sort of satisfying conclusion. Some sort of goal, to show that your reading was not in vain.
It doesn't and it was.