Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion

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And they're going to do their best to make Vaarsuvius and Redcloak do it too.

MOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I know what you mean. But hey, there's always more time. And there's always a possibility someone will decide to go screwing with the laws of nature and find a way to resurrect people who died from old age.

Or:

Step 1. Kill yourself right before your time is up
Step 2. State in your will that a druid should cast Reincarnate on your remains.
Step 3. If you end up in the body of a species you don't want, Miracle/Wish.
Step 4. Repeat when you're about to die of old age again.

Hmm. Can you think of a site that will support that? (Maybe the one where we made the crack relationship chart...?)

Ooooh...

*holds out cookie* A scene with Redcloak and Deirdre from Of All the Ways to Lose Someone?

Would that be board-appropriate?