More flumphs than you can shake a flindbar at: Let's Read the Tome of Horrors!

[Rappy]

Does *it* have divine rank 6 or higher? Can if move from its post of its own volition? Because if not, that's not necessarily a feature that makes it stronger.

It's presumably exempt from that rule.

Reminds me of the this Stupid monsters of D&D article. Scroll down until you reach the Giant Beavers.

I've seen it many times. I still disagree with 99% of it. But yes, giant beavers are odd, and they have 3E stats that can be found here.