Quote Originally Posted by sofawall View Post
a) 20th level wizards should have CL boosters.
b) Polymorph any object.
c) A small chair is much much less that 20 cu. ft. A large chair might not fit in a 3.5 ft. cube, but it does fit in 20 cu. ft. For boats, just don't shrink the air inside! You can get a decently sized boat shrunk that way. For reference, this is 20 cu. ft. of dirt. Now imagine a chair made of that much dirt. It's a fairly large chair.
Tell me you did not dump 20 ft^3 of dirt on your driveway just to take a picture to use in an internet argument, please.