A book entitled "How to Win Friends and Influence Magic Items".
I was never able to wrap my brain around the concept that a particularly charismatic rogue could figure out how to use a magical item or scroll that a dedicated Wizard (when casting divine stuff) or Cleric (when casting arcane stuff) was incapable of using or how said rogue could trick a magic item, that will not work for certain races/genders/classes/alignments, into working for them.
Same question could be asked on why sorcerers base their magic on charisma.
Black text is for sarcasm, also sincerity. You'll just have to read between the lines and infer from context like an animal