> SM: Triple-wield bar in mouth with other two swords in hands like that bad-ass from One Piece.
You don't know who this bad-ass from One Piece is, but putting this into your mouth sounds highly unsanitary. Triple wielding however sounds awesome.
Too awesome for your current level, in fact.
> BH: Give 'it' to the fat one. Lament over nobody seeing how awesome you were, and how you won't gain any ACTION from it.