Quote Originally Posted by Lycan 01 View Post
But seriously, I want the stats for a Dire Weasel trap. Are they launched out a spring-loaded trap mechanism, dropped from cages on the ceiling, or released from bolt-holes along the wall?

I'm currently recruiting for a pbp game for a few of my friends, and I need some zanny traps and such to throw at them.
...I honestly have no idea. I just put those in to add to the humor.

Oh. Oh my god. Yes. Step on a pressure plate, and dire weasels shoot out from bolt-holes along the wall. DEAR GOD YES!!!