Iron Chef Optimization Challenge VII

[Akal Saris]

Vizzini, The Princess Bride.

I did a paper on American interventions in Kashmir diplomacy from 1947-2000, and it took every ounce of my self-discipline not to give my paper the subtitle "Never get involved in a land war in Asia!"

Also, I had to edit my build for legality about 5 minutes after hitting the submit button That will teach me to try and make the character in one sitting!