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Originally Posted by
CurlyKitGirl
I mean, you can take anything to a chippie in Scotland, and they'll fry it for you.
And yes, they'll re-fry fish and chips.
My Dad was in Scotland getting fish and chips for dinner (his iob takes him all over the country) and a man walked in with a donner kebab and a pre-cooked pizza.
He wrapped the kebab in the pizza, gave it to the counter lady and said, "Can you toss us 'at in the fryer [Lady's name]?"
And she did.
And he started eating it, and Dad iust staaared.
After the man had left the chippie she turned to Dad and said, "We call that a heart attack special. He has one every week. Our regulars are running bets on when he drops dead rom heart failure."