Aw man you had to ruin it that quickly?
It's so rare that I meet anyone from Perth and get to use that joke...
EDIT: Random thought:
One time I was playing a Revolutionary War source mod (I think it was like battlefield something something?) where the server we were on kept on organizing line battles and going for historical accuracy. After I died, I wandered off to use the toilet, and when I came back the round had ended and the next battle had already been fought.
The entire enemy team was standing around me, debating what to do with their "Prisoner"
I tell you it is a terrifying experience to wake up surrounded by redcoat bayonets. (I shouted LIBERTY OR DEATH and shot one and stabbed another before going down in a haze of giant bullets)