Poo Elementals

[Rex Idiotarum]

One question was had, what happens to the Fecal matter from all the monters in a dungeon? More eficient Wizards put this to good use, the Poo Elemental:

Poo Elemental, Small
Small Elemental (Earth/Water, Extraplanar)
HD 2d8+2 (10 hp)
Speed 30ft.(6 squares), 30 ft. Swim
Init. –0
AC 16 (+1 size, 0 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 16
BAB/Grapple +1/+0
Attack Slam +5 melee (1d6+4)
Full Attack Slam +5 melee (1d6+4)
Space/Reach 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks Septic Mastery, Stench
Special Qualities Darkvision 60 ft., Septic glide, elemental traits
Saves Fort +4, Ref 0, Will +0
Abilities Str 17, Dex 10, Con 13, Int 4, Wis 11, Cha 11
Skills Hide +2, Spot +2
Feats Power Attack
Enviroments Elemental Pain of Water, Dungeons, Sewers
Organization Solitary
Challenge Rating 1
Teasure None
Alignment Usually neutral
Advancement 3 HD (Small)
LA —

A large pile of Sh** enters the room, it's....well you know


Stench(EX): All Creatures must make a fortitude save(DC10+Con+1/2HD) or become overwhemed with nausea, last for 10 rounds and deals 1d6 Str damage.

Septic Mastery(EX): A Pooh Elemental gains +1 attack and Damage if both it and it's opponent touch sewage water, if the oppontent or elemental is in contact with clean water, the elemental suffers a -4 penalty to attack and damage.

[LordOfNarf]

Ther's so much wrong whith this consept, I don't even want to think sabout it...you sir, have a very twisted mind. And if a wizard created it, it would probably be a construct. Its well made (at first glance at least), so well done on that, but ick.

Also, you might want to tag the lines in the description, this thread has a good template for doing that.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Well, they manifest in sewers of magic districts, more sludgey parts of the elemental plane of water and such and such. A Cancer mage may opt to have this as a familiar instead of a tumor, and imagine a Druid that could turn into a Large Poo Elemental.

This was something I brought up as a rebuke to another topic. There you go, Shhalahr the Phantom

[Latronis]

i was reminded of the galgothan from dogma

[Larrin]

yes, the excremental........

they can be turned by clerics with the "air freshening" domain...

[ishi]

well done on that, but ick.

QFT. Ick indeed. :P

Re: stench: The usual save against such effects is (10+Con Mod+1/2 HD).

[Toric]

...and imagine a Druid that could turn into a Large Poo Elemental.

I can imagine that quite easily, actually. It would most likely be a bard with a diet of sweet corn and a weakness against toilet paper attacks.

Okay, as for actual criticism, I dunno, you may want to give it some ranks in Hide, with a hide bonus while it is in contact with sewage under Septic Mastery.

[Rex Idiotarum]

I don't know,I basiclystole the earth elemental and added stench.You think a giant thing of earth would be harder to spot in a thing of earthworks...

But I see your point, the Sewage and Sewer scene suggests more stealth...

So there, thank you

[Fualkner Asiniti]

Wow. The humor level in this room just dropped. Into the 2nd grade level.

[Reeksofdung]

I did the exkremental a while ago but didn't post it for kritique. Here's what I kame up with. A lot more dangeous than yours, BTW...

[Caelestion]

I have to admit that "excremental" is a much better name. Planescape called them ooze quasielementals and ooze mephits use to beg to be polymorphed into anything, even a kobold, as they were literally the dung of the Planes.

[Evil_Pacifist]

You are... Rather odd, I must say.

[Lykan]

You are... Rather odd, I must say.

Says the squirrel with the bloody chainsaw...

All I can think of now is the Elemental Plane of Poo...

[Reeksofdung]

All I can think of now is the Elemental Plane of Poo...

That's my home plane, wanna kome visit? It's quite breathtaking at twilight, when the light of my fekes-burning sun reflekts off the glistening mounds...

[The Demented One]

If you do not start giving the letter "C" its proper due, I'm going to be dispatching a tactical strike force of grammar ninjas to your house to forcibly improve your spelling. Seriously, 'tis annoying.

[Caelestion]

Let's try "faeces" for good measure, eh?

[CabbageTheif]

whats absolutley hilarious is that we have already faced such a creature. it was a large construct, and was made by a cleric of phrexes, the feces god.

heck, we had a cleric of phrexes in our party once. ask the angel with its wings cut off. he's around the board occassionally.

[reorith]

what? the feces golem? that was just a clay golem i modified because i'm immature

you wish you had the granted power from the waste domain : )

i miss the dread necromancer3/cleric of fekces 2