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Thread: PEACH
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2006-05-01, 06:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2006
PEACH
PEACH
Enchantment (Compulsion) [Mind-Affecting]
Level: Brd 1
Componants: V,S
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Close
Target: 1 creature with whom you share a language
Duration: 1 round/level (up to five rounds)
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
You cast this spell on a target who has seen you perform some action (including casting this spell). He is forced to give an honest, detailed critique of your performance. He can take no other actions. He is automatically freed from the effects of this spell if he is attacked.
...PEACH? *Grins insolently*I am a poor man, some say I’m half crazy,
son of the sword and the knife
Lady I pledge you my sword and my honor,
my heart and my pride and my life
--Bella Doña, by Joe Bethancourt
Spoiler
Alas, poor Draknir. By Mephibosheth
Owl-atar by KingGolem
You will be missed, dear 'stache...
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2006-05-01, 06:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2006
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- Olympia, Washington
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Re: PEACH
Bards cant cast 7th level spells last time I checked...
I used to do avatars on request, feel free to use them.
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2006-05-01, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2005
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- By a Park
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Re: PEACH
Bard Level 7 spell? ::)
The Future just ain’t what it used to be.
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2006-05-01, 06:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2004
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- The Mindfields
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Re: PEACH
Better make that Bard level 6 ;)
Anyways, yeah, been wondering if we shouldn't bring *PEACH over to OOTS here. Consider all my creations 'PEACHed'.
*PEACH = Please Examine And Critique Honestly
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2006-05-01, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2006
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- totally brisbane
Re: PEACH
Hrm. Having discussed this with my consultants. Whom exist purely in my horrible brain, we've decided that yes. Everything about this spell is good.
We suggest removing the willsave, but adding a material component of 'one internet forum' which must be sacrificed to make the spell work.
We believe this to be a great addition to the lvl 7 bard spell list.Sugar, salt, bacon and elf. All the components of a healthy gnolls diet.
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2006-05-01, 06:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2006
Re: PEACH
I made it unusable on purpose. It's a joke. If I were going to make it a usable spell, I'd probably make it level one.
And we already use PEACH here, VT. Hence the gag.I am a poor man, some say I’m half crazy,
son of the sword and the knife
Lady I pledge you my sword and my honor,
my heart and my pride and my life
--Bella Doña, by Joe Bethancourt
Spoiler
Alas, poor Draknir. By Mephibosheth
Owl-atar by KingGolem
You will be missed, dear 'stache...
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2006-05-01, 07:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2005
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Re: PEACH
An epic level bard or sublime chord can use it. I think it would be pretty funny to do though.
"An ogre suddenly appears in your path."
"I cast PEACH."
"The orge says that your spellcasting is adequate, but too flashy to be useful in battle."The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
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2006-05-01, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2005
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Re: PEACH
I apparently made my Will Save. I therefore withhold all comment. ;)
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"-J. Lennon
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2006-05-01, 08:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2006
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- Near somwhere. Or not.
Re: PEACH
Don't forget the [Compulsion](Mind Effecting) subtype. (At least in 3.0, I'm not up to date on 3.5 stuff) I've made my Will save! I needed a nat 20 and I got it!
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2006-05-01, 08:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2006
Re: PEACH
*under spell*
:P
the spell is adaquet and effective and your typing is phenominal....but a kind request is given to update the monster compendium.....
....brains..... :P
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2006-05-01, 08:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2006
Re: PEACH
All right, I altered it into something usable. I also added spell subtype. Dig in.
EDIT: And I'll update the compendium when I'm good and ready.I am a poor man, some say I’m half crazy,
son of the sword and the knife
Lady I pledge you my sword and my honor,
my heart and my pride and my life
--Bella Doña, by Joe Bethancourt
Spoiler
Alas, poor Draknir. By Mephibosheth
Owl-atar by KingGolem
You will be missed, dear 'stache...
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2006-05-01, 08:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2005
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Re: PEACH
By commenting on how I am not commenting honestly, I would be making a comment on the ability to make a Will save, thus totally ruining my point. Therefore I'd be lying. Thus, I wouldn't be commenting honestly. Therefore, I made my Will save. But by saying that...
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2006-05-01, 10:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2005
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- Flawse Fell, Geordieland
Re: PEACH
Oh no! Brickwall is trapped in a recursive loop of self-referential meta-criticism. :o There's only one solution:
[glow=red,2,300]Empowered Twinned Ground Zero Fireball![/glow]
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2006-05-02, 02:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2006
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- totally brisbane
Re: PEACH
i read brickwalls post and took a d4 of int damage. Ow my friggin brain, destroyed! It goes on forever!
Sugar, salt, bacon and elf. All the components of a healthy gnolls diet.
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2006-05-02, 02:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2006
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- Washington, USA
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Re: PEACH
So that's what PEACH means. You kids nowadays and your far out slang. I guess that's what is cool currently.
Do kids still use that word? Cool?
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2006-05-07, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2005
Re: PEACH
Someone came up with the acronym over on the WOTC boards. The whole convention is at once
1. Like Crocker's Rules, except applied to a specific subject instead of all communication with a given person
2. An indirect insult to posters who get all whiney when given any sort of criticism
although I don't know that it was actually intended as the latter. It's just that it's sometimes impossible to be honest without revealing a negative impression of someone or something. Combined with the tendancy of people to take offense at negative opinions about them or their creations, that's why there's even a need for stuff like Crocker's Rules and PEACH.