HALO XCVI: Will do love plots for food

[Volug]

HALO

Heroic
Anti-Evil and
Lawbreaking
Organization

We need a new banner, avatarists, please help us get a new one! We really need a new one. Since the old one died...

HALO, an organisation of holiness, light, fun, and roleplay!
Joining is simple, you keep your soul, and your blood... And someone else keeps their blood as well (well, usually).
All you have to do is...

1. Must be non-evil
2. PM another HALO member
3. Ask to join
4. They might ask questions... So answer them!
5. You're pretty much in.

Just that!

We also have a wikispace for more information, such as member lists!

Member awards as well (since we rock!)

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HALO VII
HALO VIII
HALO IX
HALO X
HALO XI
HALO XII
HALO XIII
HALO XIV
HALO XV
HALO XVI
HALO XVII
HALO XVIII
HALO XIX: Now thinking with Portals
HALO XX: I Hate Roman Numerals.
HALO XXI: Randomness Present 24/7.
HALO XXII: I'll be coming home, just to be alone...
HALO XXIII: Yes, we ARE watching you...
HALO XXIV: Yeah, we're that cool!
HALO XXV: Where Sleep is the Answer
HALO XXVI: Too many threads to count.
HALO XXVII: What are you looking at?!
HALO XXVIII: Romance is More Important than You, AMEN
HALO XXIX: 'Cuz We're So Much Better!
HALO XXX: Brand Spankin' New!
HALO XXXI: Look Out, Super Bowl!
HALO XXXII: What do you mean "overpowered"?
HALO XXXIII: The sea's evaporating, though it comes as no surprise....
XXXIV: We Switched to Decaf.
HALO XXXV: Open to Suggestions
HALO XXXVI More seasons then.....
HALO XXXVII: I blame your for the moonlit sky...
HALO XXXVIII: He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done
HALO XXXIX: In Dee Ana Jones and the Invaders of the Last Quark!!!
HALO XL: To see the right....
HALO XLI: This was a triumph, I'm making a note here....
HALO XLII: Can't hear the rhythm for the drums.
HALO XLIII: He Who Wishes to Secure.....
HALO XLIV: I see a man with a flag and he leads the procession...
HALO XLV: I'm Good Because I Didn't Shoot
XLVI: I don't believe in the sky bully.
HALO XLVII: I ride this train in the windswept afternoon.....
HALO XLVIII: If we couldn't laugh, we would go insane.
HALO XLIX: . . . Sense? What's that?
HALO L: In HALO, Evil Fight You!
HALO LI: Link! He come to town, then he left.
HALO LII: This thread is what all true warriors strive for!
HALO LIII: You're a Little Short for Gods...
HALO LIV: War! What is it good for?
HALO LV: Absolutely nothing of importance or value
HALO LVI: More kids than an orphanage
It's okay if the good guys do it......
HALO LVIII: Tom Cruise Crazy.
HALO LVIX: Who's Gonna Tell You When It's Too Late
HALO LX: The End Of The World As We Know It.
HALO LXI: Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers.
HALO LXII: Quote, what quote? Where?
HALO LXIII: This is not Sparta
HALO LXIV: We do not require additional pylons
HALO LXV: Do you believe in Miracles?
HALO LXVI: Song to say goodbye...
HALO LXVII: Oww my IQ.
HALO LXVIII: Shiiiiiny!
HALO LXIX/69: Get your mind into the gutter
HALO LXX: Mouthwash? Good deeds don't leave a bad aftertaste
HALO LXXI: Title Broke
HALO 71/LXXII (apparently): All Good People Know Good People
HALO LXXIII: Some Have Greatness Thrust Upon Them
HALO LXXIV: Strange Infatuation Seems to Grace the Evening Tide.....
HALO 75: Now with Arabic Numerals!
HALO LXXVI (I think): The incredible, edible egg, er, thread.
HALO 77: (insert pop culture reference here).
HALO 78
HALO 79: This is taking too dang quick!
HALO LXXX: Biggest and the Best!
HALO LXXXI: Fighting against evil since founding!
HALO LXXXII: In some galaxies this is called 'loitering'
HALO LXXXIII
HALO LXXXIV: Rise of The Killer Mutant Gerbilturtles!
[ACRO] HALO LXXXV: I can see my house from here!
HALO LXXXVI: Paladins are kredit to team!
[ACRO] HALO LXXXVII: "Yes, we do have an angel. An annoying one."
[ACRO] HALO LXXXVIII: Drama, Hugs, and Not Much Else, Really.
HALO LXXXIX
HALO XC: Is that the right numeral?
HALO XCI: Once upon a time, in ACRO...
HALO XCII: It's just I react to certain doom a certain way
HALO XCIII: After the boys of Summer have gone...
HALO XCIV: Insert Comic Book Quote Here
HALO XCV: Under the Sea!

[The Librarian]

((Damn, I just added the XCV url too.))

Lowan is up in HALOAB meditating, as usually waiting for someone to talk to him. Vallasito is simply looking around at the foilage on HALOAB.

[Beans]

(I'm kind of afraid that unless I do that sort of thing I will get in trouble or something. )

Well Pesty, the only thing I would worry about at the moment is if the toaster is toasting, because I'm quite hungry.




Just kidding...

That was a pretty weak joke.
She giggles.

((Like I said, avoiding godmodding is one thing, but... eh...))

[DoomITP]

(It is silly I know. )


Yeah, it was not my best joke...

[Beans]

((You big silly billy.))
I really don't think you'll ever make it big if you do standup comedy.

[DoomITP]

Well stopping you from saying bad things about my jokes is easy.


Grant summons catnip.

I win.

[Beans]

She tries to grab it and nom it.
OHMYGODCATNIPCATNIPCATNIPYAYCATNIP---Yeah.

[Inigo Montoya]

37 years old right now.

...How old is that for a wolf?

[DoomITP]

She is able to.

Like I said before, I win.

[Volug]

...How old is that for a wolf?

In dog years I'd be dead said simply. The reason why I'm not is probably because I was once human.

[Beans]

She rolls around on the ground, tripping out gleefully.
I'M AN AIRPLANE!

[DoomITP]

Grant tries to pick up Pesty.

[Beans]

She is picked up and giggles.
Whee!

[DoomITP]

Are you okay Pesty?

[Beans]

Yeah!
Wait...
Yeah again! She giggles again. Yay catnip.

[DoomITP]

Grant laughs but he still appears to be worried.

[Inigo Montoya]

So what are you doing here?

[Beans]

She nuzzles against him.

[Volug]

So what are you doing here?

Well I've convinced Pegasus I can be up and about now so I wanted to just look around here.

What looks like an 8 year old boy with black hair in a pony tail is in the doorway.

[DoomITP]

Grant tries to return the favor.

[Inigo Montoya]

Well I've convinced Pegasus I can be up and about now so I wanted to just look around here.

What looks like an 8 year old boy with black hair in a pony tail is in the doorway.

Oh...Okay. Well...Good luck. And, if there's anything I can do to help you out.

[Beans]

You turned a bunch of trippy colors.
Teehee.

[Volug]

Mother wants you back dad.

Masato can't be heard but due to the pause it's assumed he is speaking with Tsume.

Yeah I know that, but you can't blame her for being worried about you.

After a second Masato will leave the room.

Hi again, Uncle.

Tsume should be 16 years old now, however looks and sounds just like he's 8.

[DoomITP]

No more catnip.

[Beans]

Nope, sorry, can't hear you over the sound of the flying submarines.
...
Wait, why would anyone invent a flying submarine?! That'd be stupid.

[DoomITP]

Are you okay Pesty?

[Inigo Montoya]

Hello there Tsume. What's going on?

[Beans]

Yeah.
Totally silly, but I'm fine. She giggles agaaaiiiin.

[DoomITP]

Relax Pesty.

[Volug]

Spending time with the family... Trying to talk to Kiba. He hasn't forgiven me for being gone for so long, can't say I blame him for thinking that though.

It was a selfish decision to do that at the time, I was just scared maybe...

I don't want to hear any more about it though. What have you been doing?

If Inigo is the "security guard" a library tape from a month or two ago will show Kiba being outright angry and yelling at Tsume, then punching and breaking almost his entire face.