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2009-10-06, 01:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2009
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- Greensboro NC, USA
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The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
My friends and I are starting a 4.0 game full of cleche's. So far, we started out in a tavern in the middle of a bar fight, went to the cellar to fight rats, the Mage cast Magic Missile at the Darkness, and we've gone after cowardly Kobolds.
I just want to make sure we get in as many cliche's as possible so if anyone can think of any realy good/funny ones, that would be cool.
Oh yeah and we're about to go after a princess who may very well be locked in a tower.Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, unless you brought someone bigger and tastier along with you.
Spoiler
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2009-10-06, 02:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
TVTropes is perfect for this.
*Make sure the BBEG is a typical Evil Overlord who ignores every aspect of the Evil Overlord List.
*Dwarves should be Dwarves.
*Chicks in less than average clothing (which might actually be average clothing if you use this trope enough)!
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2009-10-07, 11:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2009
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2009-10-07, 06:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
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- WOTC ≱ my opinion
Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
Orc
10ft x 10ft room
Chest, suspiciously unlocked.
One of the above guards the others.
Done and done.
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2009-10-07, 06:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
Monty Python. That is all.
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I started my first campaign around a campfire, having pancakes. They were blueberry.
My homebrew(updated 6/17):
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2009-10-07, 06:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Stuck in a bottle.
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
Was the quest given by a mysterious cloaked stranger? Is there a prophecy involving the PCs? Must an ancient artifact be destroyed before untold devastation hits the world?
Ingredients
2oz Djinn
5oz Water
1 Lime Wedge
Instructions
Pour Djinn and tonic water into a glass filled with ice cubes. Stir well. Garnish with lime wedge. Serve.
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2009-10-08, 03:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Switzerland
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
If the message is not delivered by a cloaked stranger, have a messenger die from an arrow wound on the tavern's doorstep.
Make sure to involve gelatinous cubes, goblins, orcs and other monsters that have been around forever.Resident Vancian Apologist
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2009-10-08, 12:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
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- Missoula
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
-Don't forget to make one of the Major villians the father, mother, or uncle/aunt of one of the PCs!
-Make sure to have the wizened Mage in a lone tower who has all the Knowledge of the world and yet can never give a straight answer.
-A random Unicorn or two with a virgin rider.
-Red Dragon in Lava Cave with Orc or goblinoid minions on a Giant pile of gold housing an ancient Dwarven Artifact.
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2009-10-08, 01:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2006
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- Poland
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
Make sure that PCs only win after discovering the true meaning of friendship and overcoming humorous conflicts between their personalities.
My FFRP characters. Avatar by Ashen Lilies. Sigatars by Ashen Lilies, Gullara and Purple Eagle.
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2009-10-08, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
Use the 3.5 alignment system, precisely as presented, and then strictly enforce it. Morality? Pssh, this is fantasy.
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2009-10-08, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Switzerland
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
You forgot scorned lover and evil twin.
Also, roll on the following improvised table to name things on your world map:
1 Forest.... 1. of Doom
2 Valley.... 2. of Death
3 Desert .... 3. of Despair
4 Mountains .... 4. of Darkness
5 Tower .... 5. of Destruction
6 Sea .... 6. of Damnation
7 Gorge ....7. of... more D-words.Last edited by Eldan; 2009-10-08 at 03:21 PM.
Resident Vancian Apologist
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2009-10-08, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2009
Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
-Give each dungeon a cliche theme (fire level, ice level, cave, etc..)
-make the main quest to collect "crystals" with an appropriately themed crystal at the end of each dungeon
-when someone is losing a fight and is on the verge of giving up, they are revived through the encouragement of their friends and asspull a win
-find some way to involve the phrase "meddling kids" into a baddies speachLast edited by Squirrel_Domain; 2009-10-08 at 03:21 PM.
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2009-10-08, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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- South of the Border
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
Slowly entwine your story with that of anything Tolkien... Game. Set. Match.
Whale by Darwin, who understands the importance of detail and realism. Whales need air after-all.
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
Where did you start yours?
During the inauguration of an emperor where the "party" was framed for his assassination.
My Somniletum
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2009-10-08, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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- Near Atlanta,GA USA
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
[Public Service Announcement]P.E.A.C.H stands for Please Examine And Critique Honestly[/Public Service Announcement]
Currently Running: Equestria Begins (A High Tactics campaign)
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My Homebrew is meant to be used, but, if you do, PLEASE tell me how it goes.
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2009-10-08, 05:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- in a garden
Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
* Meet lots of NPCs who are much more powerful than you but for some reason can never assist you.
* Have the baddies wear spiky black armour. Meet a noble NPC paladin who falls and becomes the BBEG's blackguard (gaining spiky armour in the process)
* Have another mysterious NPC who is revealed to be a dragon in alternate form.
* Find a portal that lets your characters crossover into the real world.
Desolation
Dread
Dolorousness
Distress
DentistrySomeday I'll have my anxiety under control, but until then, I'm prone to sudden month-long disappearances.
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2009-10-08, 06:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
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- The Battlefield
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
Question, will there be occasional reversal of cliches- just to stop the players being able to second-guess everything?
Have a quest to save a princess from the tower of the dragon (alternatively, if you're willing to reverse cliches, see the spoiler in my sig for a reversal of this quest).Part of YugiohITPAvatar by Smuchmuch
Warning: This post may contain traces of nuts, madness and/or sarcasm, you have been warned.
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2009-10-08, 06:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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- Somewhere I shouldn't be.
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
Mysterious cloaked strangers, linked to weird occurrences. And by weird occurrences, I mean a dead messenger on your doorstep, an amnesiac warrior, a beer-drinking dwarf, and a snarky forest-loving elf.
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2009-10-08, 07:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Bottom of a well
Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
But why is the mimic guarding the Orc? A cliched orc is never a caster, and therefore should be a soldier, and should be guarding the room.
These are all the tabletop tropes on the aforementioned site, read through them. Many are cliches, and thus useful. I'd also recommend bringing in some cross-genre and medium cliches (you mentioned a princess in a castle? I'm sorry, the princess is in another castle). Ask all your players to base their character word for word on an existing fictional character if it's not too late. Make it so that plots can ONLY be advanced by cliches, they will never get the next plot hook until they ask "is there a dark stranger in the corner" and go talk to them.
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2009-10-09, 12:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
You are sitting in a tavern when a cloaked stranger approaches. "I have a message for you from my master" he rasps, sliding a folded piece of paper onto the bar. Before you can respond he turns and moves briskly toward the door.
(We follow after him!)
You reach him just as he opens the door. You touch his arm and turns to face you. His eyes go wide with surprise and slumps forward against you, a black feathered arrow protruding from his back. "M-Mordred..." he murmers with his last breath.
(I run outside!)
It is dark and stormy outside in the streets, but as lighting flashes you catch a glimps of a figure dressed all in black vanishing across the rooftop of a nearby building, but quickly loose sight of him in the rain.
(We read the note!)
You unfold the note, in spidery script is written; (Hero's name) I need your help, my daughter has been taken by a dark force who plans to use her for unspeakable evil! Please, my need is dire! (Local Noble's Name)
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2009-10-09, 06:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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- Italy
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
In memory of Evisceratus: he dreamed of a better world, but he lacked the class levels to make the dream come true.
Ridiculous monsters you won't take seriously even as they disembowel you
my take on the highly skilled professional: the specialized expert
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2009-10-09, 07:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
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2009-10-09, 07:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
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- The Battlefield
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
Part of YugiohITPAvatar by Smuchmuch
Warning: This post may contain traces of nuts, madness and/or sarcasm, you have been warned.
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2009-10-09, 05:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
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2009-10-09, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Switzerland
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2009-10-09, 07:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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- 123 Fake Street
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
Elves.
In the forest.
And they want everyone to leave them alone.
But they can't seem to isolate themselves.
Oh, and all orcs have an intelligence of 4, but a strength of 20.
Dwarves love beer.
Oh, and an Evil Wizard living in a tower decides to try and take over the world, but fails because he is a cliche' villian whose downfall is entirely dependent upon his inability to not monologue.
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2009-10-10, 04:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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- Italy
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
Every place in the world, it is utterly enchanted. No forest is a simple bunch of trees, no ruin is a simple place that was abandoned years ago.
There was an ancient age of greatness with magic that cannot even be comprehended today, but it is all lost now.In memory of Evisceratus: he dreamed of a better world, but he lacked the class levels to make the dream come true.
Ridiculous monsters you won't take seriously even as they disembowel you
my take on the highly skilled professional: the specialized expert
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2009-10-10, 07:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
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- Somewhere
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2009-10-10, 08:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- Bristol, UK
Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
Actually...
Generating a number from 1-7 isn't difficult - you can use a d14 and halve the result, or you can roll a d8 and re-roll 8s.
Also, 7 x 14 = 98. You can just re-roll any rolls of 99-00 if you use a d100.
As for words beginning in 'D', try Devastation.
Locations include Castle, Temple, Plain, City, and Field.
How you handle vampires might be an interesting question - I actually find "popular misconceptions about vampires include X,Y and Z" to be worse than actually having vampires who are vulnerable to everything.Last edited by lesser_minion; 2009-10-10 at 08:56 AM.
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2009-10-10, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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- Somewhere else, so stop looking.
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Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
The road goes ever on and on,
Down from the door where it began,
Now far ahead the road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can--
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Meeting those who travel on the way,
Where many paths and errands meet,
And whither then, I cannot say.
--J.R.R. Tolkien
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2009-10-10, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
Re: The Cliched cliche of Cliches!!!!
Yes, or, ya know, 2d4-1 :P Or is that too simple?
As for cliches, depends on the genre :P Wizards should be old and have pointy hats, though... With robes.
Cross-genre: One of the villain's right-hand men is really a woman, but once she sees the hero, she falls in love with him, and betrays her master in the final showdown to help her crush XD